Do you ever wonder why a lot of single girls have cats?
Well, perhaps it's like practice for having a boyfriend.
Cats, like men, are aloof. They want your affection, but only when they want it. Otherwise they are most happy when alone with their toys.
Cats, like men, will meow (whine) when you don't do what they want.
Cats, like men, will wake you up in the middle of the night when they want to be pet. They don't care if you aren't in the mood.
Cats, like men, will often run away scared when you start sobbing.
And the list could go on.
4 comments:
finally! a halfway decent explanation for the cat thing. thanks!
I have a dog... am I living in a dream world?
How could one ever not be in the mood to pet a cat, the adorable cuddly fuzzy adorable little bundles of loveliness with fur?
No prob Sean!
MJ, well I wouldn't say it's a dream world. You're just not subjecting yourself to the cruel masculine traits of a cat.
Coatman, that is exactly what cats and men think when they wake you in the middle of the night. "Who could not be in the mood?" Well, just because you're not in the mood, doesn't mean you'll say no.
Well Jim, I have an answer for that, but it's going to have to be a separate blog post.
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